Allow me to introduce myself. My name in Nathaniel. Many of you know me as Gnat "the rat dog" and my brother, Moth, who, by the way, has a given name also: Mothgomery Clifford. Born in Sidney, Australia, November 21st, 1987, the two most adorable Afghan hounds you have ever laid eyes on. After years of training as two of the world's most top spy intelligence agent K9s, life was grand. Respect came in plentifully until that day, ah yes, one cold December evening in 1991, we were summoned to leave that night 11 pm cargo to Charles DeGaulle airport in France. After a long, grueling flight, and no pee time, our limo picked us up and off we went. There was no time for sniffing or rousting about, right to work. Much to our surprise, they were waiting for us, rabies pole in hand. There was no other choice but to Agent K9 tomahawk two. It was quick. The shelter director was dead....After the explosion, God only knows how Montgomery and I were able to hop on a jitney and meet with central intelligence, jetted off to New York, and be put in a K9 protection program. Animal Medical Center did the surgery--yes, cosmetic. So now you know me as the doorman at the B.Q.E. pet store and my brother as the phone boy. But remember, at heart we're Afghans.
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