What I Eat
A Little Jingle By Puppy -- B.Q.E. Guard Dog

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It's Solid Gold Food
That I eat
It's good nutrition
and good for my teeth.
But the best that's really neat
Solid Gold even makes a treat.

Edit. note: Puppy, I liked you better as a sociopath.

Other Barks and Growls

• Fluffy: The Asian Beetle Connection
• Suzie: A Poem
• Cali: Some Greenpoint cats mourn their leader
• Ralph-a-Roni: Humilin-N-12
• Nathaniel Clifford III aka Gnat: Setting the Record Straight

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