The greatest city west of the Hudson...let's see, that would be Chicago, right? No, um, maybe Detroit! Not that either. Neither St. Louis, Memphis, San Antonio, Denver. We can forget about Philadelphia, New Orleans, Dallas, and the glut that is L.A.! So that leaves San Francisco. No? Seattle. N'yet??? What IS the world's greatest city west of the Bronx? Lompoc, California! Where???? ???? L-o-m-p-o-c, Lom-pOc! Manhattan West! You ARE kidding, tell me, please!!! Nope. So waz so great about some city that sounds like a social disease? Maybe trip on over to Lompoc.com and find out.

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